The good lord led me to tumblr decades ago solely for this purpose: to do my fucking level best to tip the scales in Laerryn’s favor.
Essek my love, in another life they would be amoral besties. They could compare their little ginger boyfriends (Evandrin counts!) and complain about bureaucracy impeding progress and the limitations of organized religion til Ruidus fades from the sky.
But circumstances led them to this point. And I will not go quietly. You think Laerryn’s losing to a dude that has skipped Leg Day his ENTIRE LIFE? To the guy that gets bodied by ✨sunshine✨? Bro’s favorite food is SOUP. FAVORITE. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Please vote for the girlie who did what even the gods could not: dispelled and destroyed the King and Queen of the Titans so the Prime Deities and Exandria would have a chance to survive the Calamity.
Blight Queen 2023 💖